Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

Nothing says “I love you, Dad” like an arsenal of zombie fighting weapons.

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Random Dad Products

Portable Road Trip Grill

Portable Roadtrip Grill

Has your dad ever felt the urge to grill something so bad he drove off the side of the road, crashed, and grilled right there on the burning corpse of his car? Well now he can grill without sacrificing his vehicle!

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Right To Bear Arms Print

Right To Bear Arms Print

Give your dad a good chuckle with this limited edition framed print. Perfect for liberal weenies and conservative nuts alike!

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Star Wars AT-AT Family Decals

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Let the people driving behind your dad know only a snowspeeder equipped with harpoons and a tow cable could ever bring down your family.

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Robotic Lawn Mower

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Hank Hill would call it asinine, but maybe your dad would enjoy having someone/something else mow his lawn for once.

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Leaf Bag Loader

Leaf-Bag-Loader

Your dad will appreciate the help with the yardwork. Just don’t overfill it like the moron in this picture.

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Voice Controlled R2-D2

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Princess Leia has placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit.Your father will know how to retrieve it.

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DIY Paper Airplane Electric Module

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Your dad is going to love modifying his paper airplanes to rule the sky. Your mom is going to hate having all of her fine china knocked off the shelf.

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Treadmill Desk

Treadmill-Desk
I’m sure there’s a nice way of giving this to your dad without calling him fat… I just don’t know what that would be.

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Endless Edges Brownie Pan

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Your dad won’t have to choose between the love for his child, or his love for the corner piece of the brownie pan.

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Modern Flip Down Clock

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The perfect addition to your dad’s collection of analog things that should probably just be digital.

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