Vertical Chess Set

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Vertical-Chess-Set
To onlookers it’s art. To you and your father? It’s a battlefield.

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Random Dad Products

Wine Bottle Combination Lock

Wine-Bottle-Combination-Lock

Face it, your dad knows you stole half of his booze and watered it down to make it seem full in highschool. Make it up to him with this ingenious invention so it never happens again.

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Tetris Link Game

Tetris-Link-Game
The only board game I’ve ever played that I still see when I close my eyes hours later.

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LED Car Sign

LED Car Sign

To be completely honest, I’m not exactly sure this is totally legal in all states.

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Nerf Sniper Rifle

Nerf-Sniper-Rifle
Your dad hooked you up with Nerf guns your entire childhood. Maybe it’s time to return the favor.

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LED Tie

LED Tie

Perfect for both extremely formal events and/or his next psychedelic drug freak out.

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Playable Zelda Ocarina

Playable-Zelda-Ocarina
If your dad enjoyed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time he’ll love this playable ocarina. If he doesn’t know what Zelda is just tell him its a magical flute or whatever.

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Mobile Alarm Clock

Mobile-Alarm-Clock
When this son of a bitch goes off it starts driving around the room and your dad has to catch it. Don’t take it personally when he smashes it.

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Gutter Filter

Gutter-Filter
This came in perfect when rodents kept committing suicide in my dad’s gutters.

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Steampunk Bronze Watch

Steampunk-Bronze-Watch

On second thought, this watch is probably way too sexy for your father. Nah, you should just get him some boring watch instead.

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