Treadmill Desk


I’m sure there’s a nice way of giving this to your dad without calling him fat… I just don’t know what that would be.

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Random Dad Products

Mini Air Hockey Table

Wouldn’t it be a twist if the next time you and your dad got into a fight, a hockey game broke out?

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Adult Size Tricycle


Want to help your dad impress the ladies? You probably shouldn’t buy this for him then.

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Musical Ruler


Get your dad’s band back together with this musical instrument/measuring tool. Earplugs not included.

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Portable Road Trip Grill

Portable Roadtrip Grill

Has your dad ever felt the urge to grill something so bad he drove off the side of the road, crashed, and grilled right there on the burning corpse of his car? Well now he can grill without sacrificing his vehicle!

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Robotic Lawn Mower


Hank Hill would call it asinine, but maybe your dad would enjoy having someone/something else mow his lawn for once.

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Modern Flip Down Clock

The perfect addition to your dad’s collection of analog things that should probably just be digital.

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Voice Controlled R2-D2

Princess Leia has placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit.Your father will know how to retrieve it.

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Playable Zelda Ocarina

If your dad enjoyed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time he’ll love this playable ocarina. If he doesn’t know what Zelda is just tell him its a magical flute or whatever.

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