Target Practice Alarm Clock

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Target Practice Alarm Clock

Practice for when the alarm clocks inevitably rise up to take over the world.

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Random Dad Products

Das Horn Drinking Vessel

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A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.

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The Gift Of Nothing

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Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

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Skeeball Game Machine

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What do you mean you don’t have $5,000 to buy your dad a skeeball machine? What have you even done with your life?

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Treadmill Desk

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I’m sure there’s a nice way of giving this to your dad without calling him fat… I just don’t know what that would be.

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Mobile Alarm Clock

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When this son of a bitch goes off it starts driving around the room and your dad has to catch it. Don’t take it personally when he smashes it.

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Right To Bear Arms Print

Right To Bear Arms Print

Give your dad a good chuckle with this limited edition framed print. Perfect for liberal weenies and conservative nuts alike!

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Pizza Slicer Fork Set

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You’re never going to get your dad to stop eating pizza with a fork. Let him know you’re finally okay with him doing things wrong.

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HDMI Pocket Projector

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Warning: Purchasing this product for your father may lead to lengthy slideshows of ducks he saw at the park.

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Musical Ruler

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Get your dad’s band back together with this musical instrument/measuring tool. Earplugs not included.

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LED Car Sign

LED Car Sign

To be completely honest, I’m not exactly sure this is totally legal in all states.

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