Tactical Self Defense Pen

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Tactical Self Defense Pen

Is your dad a secret agent spy constantly in danger? No? Well, buy him this pen anyway.

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Musical Ruler

Musical-Ruler

Get your dad’s band back together with this musical instrument/measuring tool. Earplugs not included.

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Robotic Lawn Mower

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Hank Hill would call it asinine, but maybe your dad would enjoy having someone/something else mow his lawn for once.

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Wheeled Snow Shovel

Wheeled Snow Shovel

Shortly after the wheel was invented one bright caveman glued a shovel to it. Let your dad know you care but still expect him to shovel the driveway when it snows.

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American Flag Pants

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After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

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Nerf Sniper Rifle

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Your dad hooked you up with Nerf guns your entire childhood. Maybe it’s time to return the favor.

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Hypnotic Light Cube

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Dads love staring at blinking lights. Don’t try to make sense of it, just buy him this.

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Steampunk Flask

Steampunk Flask

Celebrate your dad’s drinking with this kickass steampunk flask! The dial measures badassitude.

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