Tactical Self Defense Pen

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Tactical Self Defense Pen

Is your dad a secret agent spy constantly in danger? No? Well, buy him this pen anyway.

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Random Dad Products

American Flag Pants

American-Flag-Pants

After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

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Mini Pool Table

mini-pool-table
Open this up before you give it to him, get REALLY good at mini pool, then mini shark the hell out of your dad. He’ll be mini proud of you.

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Modern Flip Down Clock

Modern-Flip-Down-Clock
The perfect addition to your dad’s collection of analog things that should probably just be digital.

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Hidden Book Safe

Hidden-Book-Safe

And now only you and your dad will know where he hides his secret little things.

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Magnetic Wristband

Magnetic Wristband

Get your dad one of these and he’ll never have an excuse to ask you for help for anything ever again.

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Leaf Bag Loader

Leaf-Bag-Loader

Your dad will appreciate the help with the yardwork. Just don’t overfill it like the moron in this picture.

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Windshield Display GPS

Windshield Display GPS

Help save hundreds of lives on the road by buying your dad a GPS that he doesn’t have to look down at his lap to use.

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Steampunk Flask

Steampunk Flask

Celebrate your dad’s drinking with this kickass steampunk flask! The dial measures badassitude.

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