Switchblade Bottle Opener

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Switchblade-Bottle-Opener
Imagine the reaction he’d get flipping this out at a biker bar! That couldn’t possibly backfire.

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LED Car Sign

LED Car Sign

To be completely honest, I’m not exactly sure this is totally legal in all states.

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Endless Edges Brownie Pan

Endless-Edges-Brownie-Pan
Your dad won’t have to choose between the love for his child, or his love for the corner piece of the brownie pan.

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LED Tie

LED Tie

Perfect for both extremely formal events and/or his next psychedelic drug freak out.

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Hand Ashtray

Hand Ashtray

Give your dad a hand with his smoking habit. Feel free to use that line. You’re welcome.

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Gentlemen’s Guide to Cocktails

The Gentlemen's Guide To Cocktails

Teach your dad to read and mix drinks at the same time! Throw in a couple whiskeys and I guarantee you’re going to be the favorite child this season.

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Aqua Farm

Aqua-Farm
Your dad feeds the fish, the fish feeds the plants, the plants clean the water, and you feed your dad! The perfect circle of life.

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Remote Control Mop

Remote-Control-Mop

I guarantee your dad will use this to chase the dog, but at least the floor will get clean.

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