Star Wars: Vader’s Little Princess


Star Wars Vade's Little Princess Book

If you are your dad’s little girl he’ll appreciate this book. If you are your dad’s son you’ll probably freak him out which would be pretty funny. Give him a kiss on the cheek, too – really give him something to think about.

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Random Dad Products

Endless Edges Brownie Pan

Your dad won’t have to choose between the love for his child, or his love for the corner piece of the brownie pan.

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Self Stirring Mug

The whirlpool is the perfect metaphor for your dad’s hopes and dreams for you.

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Pizza Slicer Fork Set

You’re never going to get your dad to stop eating pizza with a fork. Let him know you’re finally okay with him doing things wrong.

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Gutter Filter

This came in perfect when rodents kept committing suicide in my dad’s gutters.

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Nerf Sniper Rifle

Your dad hooked you up with Nerf guns your entire childhood. Maybe it’s time to return the favor.

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Mobile Alarm Clock

When this son of a bitch goes off it starts driving around the room and your dad has to catch it. Don’t take it personally when he smashes it.

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Leaf Bag Loader


Your dad will appreciate the help with the yardwork. Just don’t overfill it like the moron in this picture.

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The Gift Of Nothing


Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

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Heated Ice Scraper


Save your dad some time in the mornings and get him an ice scraper that eats ice for breakfast.

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