Star Trek Pizza Cutter

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Star Trek Pizza Cutter

KHAAAAAAAaaan somebody cut this pizza? Thanks.

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Random Dad Products

Playable Zelda Ocarina

Playable-Zelda-Ocarina
If your dad enjoyed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time he’ll love this playable ocarina. If he doesn’t know what Zelda is just tell him its a magical flute or whatever.

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Robotic Lawn Mower

Robotic-Lawn-Mower

Hank Hill would call it asinine, but maybe your dad would enjoy having someone/something else mow his lawn for once.

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Skeeball Game Machine

skeeball
What do you mean you don’t have $5,000 to buy your dad a skeeball machine? What have you even done with your life?

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Wheeled Snow Shovel

Wheeled Snow Shovel

Shortly after the wheel was invented one bright caveman glued a shovel to it. Let your dad know you care but still expect him to shovel the driveway when it snows.

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Bass Fishing Simulator

Bass Fishing Simulator

Bass fishing without all the smell of bass fishing. Pair this with an 18-pack of beer and you’ve planned your dad’s whole weekend for him.

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Holy Bible Flask

Holy-Bible-Flask
Jesus turned water into booze for a reason. Help your dad get in touch with his spiritual side.

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Star Wars: Vader’s Little Princess

Star Wars Vade's Little Princess Book

If you are your dad’s little girl he’ll appreciate this book. If you are your dad’s son you’ll probably freak him out which would be pretty funny. Give him a kiss on the cheek, too – really give him something to think about.

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Wine Bottle Combination Lock

Wine-Bottle-Combination-Lock

Face it, your dad knows you stole half of his booze and watered it down to make it seem full in highschool. Make it up to him with this ingenious invention so it never happens again.

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