Spiderman Snuggie Blanket

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Spiderman Snuggie Blanket

Let your dad know you’re okay with him giving up on life.

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Random Dad Products

Nerf Sniper Rifle

Nerf-Sniper-Rifle
Your dad hooked you up with Nerf guns your entire childhood. Maybe it’s time to return the favor.

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Leaf Bag Loader

Leaf-Bag-Loader

Your dad will appreciate the help with the yardwork. Just don’t overfill it like the moron in this picture.

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Hand Ashtray

Hand Ashtray

Give your dad a hand with his smoking habit. Feel free to use that line. You’re welcome.

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Tetris Link Game

Tetris-Link-Game
The only board game I’ve ever played that I still see when I close my eyes hours later.

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American Flag Pants

American-Flag-Pants

After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

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LED Tie

LED Tie

Perfect for both extremely formal events and/or his next psychedelic drug freak out.

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Treadmill Desk

Treadmill-Desk
I’m sure there’s a nice way of giving this to your dad without calling him fat… I just don’t know what that would be.

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Star Wars AT-AT Family Decals

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Let the people driving behind your dad know only a snowspeeder equipped with harpoons and a tow cable could ever bring down your family.

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Gutter Filter

Gutter-Filter
This came in perfect when rodents kept committing suicide in my dad’s gutters.

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Mini Pool Table

mini-pool-table
Open this up before you give it to him, get REALLY good at mini pool, then mini shark the hell out of your dad. He’ll be mini proud of you.

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