Remote Control Cooler

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Remote-Control-Cooler
Get your dad drunk enough and he’ll think its R2-D2.

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Random Dad Products

Holy Bible Flask

Holy-Bible-Flask
Jesus turned water into booze for a reason. Help your dad get in touch with his spiritual side.

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Skeeball Game Machine

skeeball
What do you mean you don’t have $5,000 to buy your dad a skeeball machine? What have you even done with your life?

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The Gift Of Nothing

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Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

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Hand Ashtray

Hand Ashtray

Give your dad a hand with his smoking habit. Feel free to use that line. You’re welcome.

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Leaf Bag Loader

Leaf-Bag-Loader

Your dad will appreciate the help with the yardwork. Just don’t overfill it like the moron in this picture.

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Endless Edges Brownie Pan

Endless-Edges-Brownie-Pan
Your dad won’t have to choose between the love for his child, or his love for the corner piece of the brownie pan.

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Self Stirring Mug

Self-Stirring-Mug
The whirlpool is the perfect metaphor for your dad’s hopes and dreams for you.

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50/50 Bank

50-50-Bank

Should your dad save for his midlife crisis or a toupée? Let fate decide.

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Axe Multi Tool

Axe Multi Tool

I’m not entirely comfortable with the axe pointed at your face when you’re hammering but every other tool on this comes in very handy!

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