Radioactive Elements Coasters

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Perfect for the meth cook chemist father in your life.

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Random Dad Products

The Gift Of Nothing

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Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

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Star Wars AT-AT Family Decals

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Let the people driving behind your dad know only a snowspeeder equipped with harpoons and a tow cable could ever bring down your family.

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Bass Fishing Simulator

Bass Fishing Simulator

Bass fishing without all the smell of bass fishing. Pair this with an 18-pack of beer and you’ve planned your dad’s whole weekend for him.

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Holy Bible Flask

Holy-Bible-Flask
Jesus turned water into booze for a reason. Help your dad get in touch with his spiritual side.

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Portable Road Trip Grill

Portable Roadtrip Grill

Has your dad ever felt the urge to grill something so bad he drove off the side of the road, crashed, and grilled right there on the burning corpse of his car? Well now he can grill without sacrificing his vehicle!

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Voice Controlled R2-D2

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Princess Leia has placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit.Your father will know how to retrieve it.

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Musical Ruler

Musical-Ruler

Get your dad’s band back together with this musical instrument/measuring tool. Earplugs not included.

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Axe Multi Tool

Axe Multi Tool

I’m not entirely comfortable with the axe pointed at your face when you’re hammering but every other tool on this comes in very handy!

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Hand Mounted Flashlight

Hand Mounted Flashlight

Your dad looks stupid when he holds a flashlight in his mouth. Here, buy him this handy hand mounted hand flashlight.

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Nerf Sniper Rifle

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Your dad hooked you up with Nerf guns your entire childhood. Maybe it’s time to return the favor.

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Portable SNES NES Player

Portable NES SNES Player

Remember when your dad used to kick your ass at Mario Kart? Relive the horror with a portable Nintendo machine.

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