Radioactive Elements Coasters

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Radioactive-Elements-Coaster

Perfect for the meth cook chemist father in your life.

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Random Dad Products

Musical Ruler

Musical-Ruler

Get your dad’s band back together with this musical instrument/measuring tool. Earplugs not included.

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Self Stirring Mug

Self-Stirring-Mug
The whirlpool is the perfect metaphor for your dad’s hopes and dreams for you.

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Adult Size Tricycle

Adult-Sized-Tricycle

Want to help your dad impress the ladies? You probably shouldn’t buy this for him then.

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Voice Controlled R2-D2

Voice-Controlled-R2D2
Princess Leia has placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit.Your father will know how to retrieve it.

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Windshield Display GPS

Windshield Display GPS

Help save hundreds of lives on the road by buying your dad a GPS that he doesn’t have to look down at his lap to use.

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Wireless Spy Tank

Wireless Spy Tank

Help your dad see what kind of weird stuff your mom is up to. Just don’t blame me if it’s really, really weird.

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The Gift Of Nothing

the-gift-of-nothing

Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

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Treadmill Desk

Treadmill-Desk
I’m sure there’s a nice way of giving this to your dad without calling him fat… I just don’t know what that would be.

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Hand Mounted Flashlight

Hand Mounted Flashlight

Your dad looks stupid when he holds a flashlight in his mouth. Here, buy him this handy hand mounted hand flashlight.

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