Portable Road Trip Grill

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Portable Roadtrip Grill

Has your dad ever felt the urge to grill something so bad he drove off the side of the road, crashed, and grilled right there on the burning corpse of his car? Well now he can grill without sacrificing his vehicle!

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Random Dad Products

Das Horn Drinking Vessel

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A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.

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Steampunk Bronze Watch

Steampunk-Bronze-Watch

On second thought, this watch is probably way too sexy for your father. Nah, you should just get him some boring watch instead.

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Aqua Farm

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Your dad feeds the fish, the fish feeds the plants, the plants clean the water, and you feed your dad! The perfect circle of life.

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Windshield Display GPS

Windshield Display GPS

Help save hundreds of lives on the road by buying your dad a GPS that he doesn’t have to look down at his lap to use.

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Right To Bear Arms Print

Right To Bear Arms Print

Give your dad a good chuckle with this limited edition framed print. Perfect for liberal weenies and conservative nuts alike!

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Axe Multi Tool

Axe Multi Tool

I’m not entirely comfortable with the axe pointed at your face when you’re hammering but every other tool on this comes in very handy!

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DIY Paper Airplane Electric Module

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Your dad is going to love modifying his paper airplanes to rule the sky. Your mom is going to hate having all of her fine china knocked off the shelf.

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Holy Bible Flask

Holy-Bible-Flask
Jesus turned water into booze for a reason. Help your dad get in touch with his spiritual side.

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American Flag Pants

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After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

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Skeeball Game Machine

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What do you mean you don’t have $5,000 to buy your dad a skeeball machine? What have you even done with your life?

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LED Tie

LED Tie

Perfect for both extremely formal events and/or his next psychedelic drug freak out.

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Wine Bottle Combination Lock

Wine-Bottle-Combination-Lock

Face it, your dad knows you stole half of his booze and watered it down to make it seem full in highschool. Make it up to him with this ingenious invention so it never happens again.

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