Portable SNES NES Player

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Portable NES SNES Player

Remember when your dad used to kick your ass at Mario Kart? Relive the horror with a portable Nintendo machine.

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Random Dad Products

Wireless Spy Tank

Wireless Spy Tank

Help your dad see what kind of weird stuff your mom is up to. Just don’t blame me if it’s really, really weird.

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Magnetic Wristband

Magnetic Wristband

Get your dad one of these and he’ll never have an excuse to ask you for help for anything ever again.

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Musical Ruler

Musical-Ruler

Get your dad’s band back together with this musical instrument/measuring tool. Earplugs not included.

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Hand Ashtray

Hand Ashtray

Give your dad a hand with his smoking habit. Feel free to use that line. You’re welcome.

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Star Wars: Vader’s Little Princess

Star Wars Vade's Little Princess Book

If you are your dad’s little girl he’ll appreciate this book. If you are your dad’s son you’ll probably freak him out which would be pretty funny. Give him a kiss on the cheek, too – really give him something to think about.

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Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

If he’s getting a little dull get him something to help him get sharper! Unrelated, here’s a knife sharpener.

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Wine Bottle Combination Lock

Wine-Bottle-Combination-Lock

Face it, your dad knows you stole half of his booze and watered it down to make it seem full in highschool. Make it up to him with this ingenious invention so it never happens again.

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Mini Pool Table

mini-pool-table
Open this up before you give it to him, get REALLY good at mini pool, then mini shark the hell out of your dad. He’ll be mini proud of you.

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Portable SNES NES Player

Portable NES SNES Player

Remember when your dad used to kick your ass at Mario Kart? Relive the horror with a portable Nintendo machine.

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Mini Air Hockey Table

Mini-Air-Hockey-Table
Wouldn’t it be a twist if the next time you and your dad got into a fight, a hockey game broke out?

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