Personalized Noble Painting

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Immortalize your father in the form of a personalized portrait painting. You can contract this sort of work from a lot of different places- be it an artist on Craigslist, hitting up the starving artists at your local art school, taking a chance with someone from fiverr, or (my recommendation) get a print from nobilified.com (which is where the pictures above came from). Your dad’s fireplace is going to look a hell of a lot classier with his handsome mug hanging above it.


Random Dad Products

Mini Air Hockey Table

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Wouldn’t it be a twist if the next time you and your dad got into a fight, a hockey game broke out?

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Trailer Hitch Hammock

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I wouldn’t recommend your dad using this while the truck is moving… but I won’t tell anyone if you guys do.

Found on Amazon


Fuzzy Black Bear Slippers

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If your dad is gullible you can tell him you killed the bear yourself “with your ‘bear’ hands” hahaha, aaaah…

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The Gift Of Nothing

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Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

Found on Amazon

Star Wars: Vader’s Little Princess

Star Wars Vade's Little Princess Book

If you are your dad’s little girl he’ll appreciate this book. If you are your dad’s son you’ll probably freak him out which would be pretty funny. Give him a kiss on the cheek, too – really give him something to think about.

Found on Amazon


Hand Mounted Flashlight

Hand Mounted Flashlight

Your dad looks stupid when he holds a flashlight in his mouth. Here, buy him this handy hand mounted hand flashlight.

Found on Amazon


DIY Paper Airplane Electric Module

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Your dad is going to love modifying his paper airplanes to rule the sky. Your mom is going to hate having all of her fine china knocked off the shelf.

Found on Amazon


Wireless Spy Tank

Wireless Spy Tank

Help your dad see what kind of weird stuff your mom is up to. Just don’t blame me if it’s really, really weird.

Found on Amazon


50/50 Bank

50-50-Bank

Should your dad save for his midlife crisis or a toupée? Let fate decide.

Found on Amazon