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Offensive Business Cards

Perfect if your dad likes getting beat up.

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Random Dad Products

Trailer Hitch Hammock

Trailer-Hitch-Hammock
I wouldn’t recommend your dad using this while the truck is moving… but I won’t tell anyone if you guys do.

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Fuzzy Black Bear Slippers

Fuzzy-Black-Bear-Slippers

If your dad is gullible you can tell him you killed the bear yourself “with your ‘bear’ hands” hahaha, aaaah…

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Star Wars: Vader’s Little Princess

Star Wars Vade's Little Princess Book

If you are your dad’s little girl he’ll appreciate this book. If you are your dad’s son you’ll probably freak him out which would be pretty funny. Give him a kiss on the cheek, too – really give him something to think about.

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Axe Multi Tool

Axe Multi Tool

I’m not entirely comfortable with the axe pointed at your face when you’re hammering but every other tool on this comes in very handy!

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50/50 Bank

50-50-Bank

Should your dad save for his midlife crisis or a toupée? Let fate decide.

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Windshield Display GPS

Windshield Display GPS

Help save hundreds of lives on the road by buying your dad a GPS that he doesn’t have to look down at his lap to use.

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Steampunk Bronze Watch

Steampunk-Bronze-Watch

On second thought, this watch is probably way too sexy for your father. Nah, you should just get him some boring watch instead.

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