Modern Flip Down Clock

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The perfect addition to your dad’s collection of analog things that should probably just be digital.

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Random Dad Products

The Gift Of Nothing

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Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

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American Flag Pants

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After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

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Star Wars: Vader’s Little Princess

Star Wars Vade's Little Princess Book

If you are your dad’s little girl he’ll appreciate this book. If you are your dad’s son you’ll probably freak him out which would be pretty funny. Give him a kiss on the cheek, too – really give him something to think about.

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Bass Fishing Simulator

Bass Fishing Simulator

Bass fishing without all the smell of bass fishing. Pair this with an 18-pack of beer and you’ve planned your dad’s whole weekend for him.

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Self Stirring Mug

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The whirlpool is the perfect metaphor for your dad’s hopes and dreams for you.

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Leaf Bag Loader

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Your dad will appreciate the help with the yardwork. Just don’t overfill it like the moron in this picture.

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Hand Ashtray

Hand Ashtray

Give your dad a hand with his smoking habit. Feel free to use that line. You’re welcome.

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