Miniature Ballista Kit

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Miniature Ballista Kit

Help your dad abuse Frank at work.

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Random Dad Products

Steampunk Flask

Steampunk Flask

Celebrate your dad’s drinking with this kickass steampunk flask! The dial measures badassitude.

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Playable Zelda Ocarina

Playable-Zelda-Ocarina
If your dad enjoyed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time he’ll love this playable ocarina. If he doesn’t know what Zelda is just tell him its a magical flute or whatever.

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Heated Ice Scraper

Heated-Ice-Scraper

Save your dad some time in the mornings and get him an ice scraper that eats ice for breakfast.

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Star Wars: Vader’s Little Princess

Star Wars Vade's Little Princess Book

If you are your dad’s little girl he’ll appreciate this book. If you are your dad’s son you’ll probably freak him out which would be pretty funny. Give him a kiss on the cheek, too – really give him something to think about.

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Hand Mounted Flashlight

Hand Mounted Flashlight

Your dad looks stupid when he holds a flashlight in his mouth. Here, buy him this handy hand mounted hand flashlight.

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Robotic Lawn Mower

Robotic-Lawn-Mower

Hank Hill would call it asinine, but maybe your dad would enjoy having someone/something else mow his lawn for once.

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Self Stirring Mug

Self-Stirring-Mug
The whirlpool is the perfect metaphor for your dad’s hopes and dreams for you.

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Mini Pool Table

mini-pool-table
Open this up before you give it to him, get REALLY good at mini pool, then mini shark the hell out of your dad. He’ll be mini proud of you.

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HDMI Pocket Projector

hdmi-pocket-projector
Warning: Purchasing this product for your father may lead to lengthy slideshows of ducks he saw at the park.

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BBQ Grill Light and Fan

Barbeque-Grill-Light-and-Fan
I agree, it is depressing when your dad grills in the middle of the night. Help shine a light on his problem.

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Big Lebowski Sweater

Big Lebowski Sweater

Just insert your favorite Big Lebowski quote and pour a few white russians down him, he’ll appreciate it.

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Nerf Sniper Rifle

Nerf-Sniper-Rifle
Your dad hooked you up with Nerf guns your entire childhood. Maybe it’s time to return the favor.

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