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Hand Mounted Flashlight

Your dad looks stupid when he holds a flashlight in his mouth. Here, buy him this handy hand mounted hand flashlight.

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Random Dad Products

Self Stirring Mug

Self-Stirring-Mug
The whirlpool is the perfect metaphor for your dad’s hopes and dreams for you.

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Gentlemen’s Guide to Cocktails

The Gentlemen's Guide To Cocktails

Teach your dad to read and mix drinks at the same time! Throw in a couple whiskeys and I guarantee you’re going to be the favorite child this season.

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Playable Zelda Ocarina

Playable-Zelda-Ocarina
If your dad enjoyed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time he’ll love this playable ocarina. If he doesn’t know what Zelda is just tell him its a magical flute or whatever.

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Aqua Farm

Aqua-Farm
Your dad feeds the fish, the fish feeds the plants, the plants clean the water, and you feed your dad! The perfect circle of life.

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Steampunk Bronze Watch

Steampunk-Bronze-Watch

On second thought, this watch is probably way too sexy for your father. Nah, you should just get him some boring watch instead.

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Star Wars AT-AT Family Decals

Star-Wars-ATAT-Family-Decals

Let the people driving behind your dad know only a snowspeeder equipped with harpoons and a tow cable could ever bring down your family.

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LED Car Sign

LED Car Sign

To be completely honest, I’m not exactly sure this is totally legal in all states.

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Endless Edges Brownie Pan

Endless-Edges-Brownie-Pan
Your dad won’t have to choose between the love for his child, or his love for the corner piece of the brownie pan.

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Right To Bear Arms Print

Right To Bear Arms Print

Give your dad a good chuckle with this limited edition framed print. Perfect for liberal weenies and conservative nuts alike!

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Skeeball Game Machine

skeeball
What do you mean you don’t have $5,000 to buy your dad a skeeball machine? What have you even done with your life?

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