Hand Ashtray

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Hand Ashtray

Give your dad a hand with his smoking habit. Feel free to use that line. You’re welcome.

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Random Dad Products

Windshield Display GPS

Windshield Display GPS

Help save hundreds of lives on the road by buying your dad a GPS that he doesn’t have to look down at his lap to use.

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Classic Arcade Watch

Classic-Arcade-Watch

It doesn’t actually play a game but some of the buttons make things light up, your dad may not know the difference.

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50/50 Bank

50-50-Bank

Should your dad save for his midlife crisis or a toupée? Let fate decide.

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Right To Bear Arms Print

Right To Bear Arms Print

Give your dad a good chuckle with this limited edition framed print. Perfect for liberal weenies and conservative nuts alike!

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Mobile Alarm Clock

Mobile-Alarm-Clock
When this son of a bitch goes off it starts driving around the room and your dad has to catch it. Don’t take it personally when he smashes it.

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Shower Beer Cozy

Shower Beer Cozy

Does your Dad slip in the shower a lot? Probably not the gift for him then…

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Treadmill Desk

Treadmill-Desk
I’m sure there’s a nice way of giving this to your dad without calling him fat… I just don’t know what that would be.

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Star Wars: Vader’s Little Princess

Star Wars Vade's Little Princess Book

If you are your dad’s little girl he’ll appreciate this book. If you are your dad’s son you’ll probably freak him out which would be pretty funny. Give him a kiss on the cheek, too – really give him something to think about.

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Axe Multi Tool

Axe Multi Tool

I’m not entirely comfortable with the axe pointed at your face when you’re hammering but every other tool on this comes in very handy!

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Self Stirring Mug

Self-Stirring-Mug
The whirlpool is the perfect metaphor for your dad’s hopes and dreams for you.

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Hypnotic Light Cube

LED-Matric-Hypnocube
Dads love staring at blinking lights. Don’t try to make sense of it, just buy him this.

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Fuzzy Black Bear Slippers

Fuzzy-Black-Bear-Slippers

If your dad is gullible you can tell him you killed the bear yourself “with your ‘bear’ hands” hahaha, aaaah…

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