Foosball Coffee Table

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Foosball Coffee Table

See if your dad really is the Foosball Champion he claimed to have been in college.

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Random Dad Products

Skeeball Game Machine

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What do you mean you don’t have $5,000 to buy your dad a skeeball machine? What have you even done with your life?

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Treadmill Desk

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I’m sure there’s a nice way of giving this to your dad without calling him fat… I just don’t know what that would be.

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The Gift Of Nothing

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Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

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Axe Multi Tool

Axe Multi Tool

I’m not entirely comfortable with the axe pointed at your face when you’re hammering but every other tool on this comes in very handy!

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Robotic Lawn Mower

Robotic-Lawn-Mower

Hank Hill would call it asinine, but maybe your dad would enjoy having someone/something else mow his lawn for once.

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LED Tie

LED Tie

Perfect for both extremely formal events and/or his next psychedelic drug freak out.

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Portable SNES NES Player

Portable NES SNES Player

Remember when your dad used to kick your ass at Mario Kart? Relive the horror with a portable Nintendo machine.

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Wireless Spy Tank

Wireless Spy Tank

Help your dad see what kind of weird stuff your mom is up to. Just don’t blame me if it’s really, really weird.

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Steampunk Flask

Steampunk Flask

Celebrate your dad’s drinking with this kickass steampunk flask! The dial measures badassitude.

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