Floor Mopping Robot

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Floor-Mopping-Robot

Piss robots off even more by having them mop your dad’s filthy floor.

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Random Dad Products

Big Lebowski Sweater

Big Lebowski Sweater

Just insert your favorite Big Lebowski quote and pour a few white russians down him, he’ll appreciate it.

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Heated Ice Scraper

Heated-Ice-Scraper

Save your dad some time in the mornings and get him an ice scraper that eats ice for breakfast.

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American Flag Pants

American-Flag-Pants

After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

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Hidden Book Safe

Hidden-Book-Safe

And now only you and your dad will know where he hides his secret little things.

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Das Horn Drinking Vessel

Das-Horn-Drinking-Vessel

A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.

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Magnetic Wristband

Magnetic Wristband

Get your dad one of these and he’ll never have an excuse to ask you for help for anything ever again.

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50/50 Bank

50-50-Bank

Should your dad save for his midlife crisis or a toupée? Let fate decide.

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Star Wars: Vader’s Little Princess

Star Wars Vade's Little Princess Book

If you are your dad’s little girl he’ll appreciate this book. If you are your dad’s son you’ll probably freak him out which would be pretty funny. Give him a kiss on the cheek, too – really give him something to think about.

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Aqua Farm

Aqua-Farm
Your dad feeds the fish, the fish feeds the plants, the plants clean the water, and you feed your dad! The perfect circle of life.

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Bathtub Disco Light

Bathtub-Disco-Light

We all know your dad takes baths like a little girl. Make his next bubble bath really sparkle!

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Mini Air Hockey Table

Mini-Air-Hockey-Table
Wouldn’t it be a twist if the next time you and your dad got into a fight, a hockey game broke out?

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