Family Nerf War

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Imagine it’s your dad’s birthday. He walks into the house after a long day at work and the first thing he finds is a Nerf gun with a note attached to it. “Happy Birthday, Dad! Come find us.” Your entire family is armed and in hiding, and it’s his mission to come take you all out. Have a frosty beer right by it for him to chug, and you’ve just unfolded an evening he will never forget.


Random Dad Products

Bathtub Disco Light

Bathtub-Disco-Light

We all know your dad takes baths like a little girl. Make his next bubble bath really sparkle!

Found on Amazon


Steampunk Bronze Watch

Steampunk-Bronze-Watch

On second thought, this watch is probably way too sexy for your father. Nah, you should just get him some boring watch instead.

Found on Amazon


Modern Flip Down Clock

Modern-Flip-Down-Clock
The perfect addition to your dad’s collection of analog things that should probably just be digital.

Found on Amazon


Wine Bottle Combination Lock

Wine-Bottle-Combination-Lock

Face it, your dad knows you stole half of his booze and watered it down to make it seem full in highschool. Make it up to him with this ingenious invention so it never happens again.

Found on Amazon


Holy Bible Flask

Holy-Bible-Flask
Jesus turned water into booze for a reason. Help your dad get in touch with his spiritual side.

Found on Amazon


Star Wars AT-AT Family Decals

Star-Wars-ATAT-Family-Decals

Let the people driving behind your dad know only a snowspeeder equipped with harpoons and a tow cable could ever bring down your family.

Found on Amazon


Wireless Spy Tank

Wireless Spy Tank

Help your dad see what kind of weird stuff your mom is up to. Just don’t blame me if it’s really, really weird.

Found on Amazon


Right To Bear Arms Print

Right To Bear Arms Print

Give your dad a good chuckle with this limited edition framed print. Perfect for liberal weenies and conservative nuts alike!

Found on Amazon