Dog Paw Washer

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Dog-Paw-Wash

A polite way of letting your dad know his dog is disgusting.

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Random Dad Products

Mini Pool Table

mini-pool-table
Open this up before you give it to him, get REALLY good at mini pool, then mini shark the hell out of your dad. He’ll be mini proud of you.

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Playable Zelda Ocarina

Playable-Zelda-Ocarina
If your dad enjoyed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time he’ll love this playable ocarina. If he doesn’t know what Zelda is just tell him its a magical flute or whatever.

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Modern Flip Down Clock

Modern-Flip-Down-Clock
The perfect addition to your dad’s collection of analog things that should probably just be digital.

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HDMI Pocket Projector

hdmi-pocket-projector
Warning: Purchasing this product for your father may lead to lengthy slideshows of ducks he saw at the park.

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Steampunk Flask

Steampunk Flask

Celebrate your dad’s drinking with this kickass steampunk flask! The dial measures badassitude.

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Voice Controlled R2-D2

Voice-Controlled-R2D2
Princess Leia has placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit.Your father will know how to retrieve it.

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Gutter Filter

Gutter-Filter
This came in perfect when rodents kept committing suicide in my dad’s gutters.

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American Flag Pants

American-Flag-Pants

After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

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