Das Horn Drinking Vessel

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A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.

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Random Dad Products

HDMI Pocket Projector

hdmi-pocket-projector
Warning: Purchasing this product for your father may lead to lengthy slideshows of ducks he saw at the park.

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Portable SNES NES Player

Portable NES SNES Player

Remember when your dad used to kick your ass at Mario Kart? Relive the horror with a portable Nintendo machine.

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Leaf Bag Loader

Leaf-Bag-Loader

Your dad will appreciate the help with the yardwork. Just don’t overfill it like the moron in this picture.

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Heated Ice Scraper

Heated-Ice-Scraper

Save your dad some time in the mornings and get him an ice scraper that eats ice for breakfast.

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Robotic Lawn Mower

Robotic-Lawn-Mower

Hank Hill would call it asinine, but maybe your dad would enjoy having someone/something else mow his lawn for once.

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Adult Size Tricycle

Adult-Sized-Tricycle

Want to help your dad impress the ladies? You probably shouldn’t buy this for him then.

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Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

If he’s getting a little dull get him something to help him get sharper! Unrelated, here’s a knife sharpener.

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Playable Zelda Ocarina

Playable-Zelda-Ocarina
If your dad enjoyed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time he’ll love this playable ocarina. If he doesn’t know what Zelda is just tell him its a magical flute or whatever.

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Aqua Farm

Aqua-Farm
Your dad feeds the fish, the fish feeds the plants, the plants clean the water, and you feed your dad! The perfect circle of life.

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