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Random Dad Products

Steampunk Flask

Steampunk Flask

Celebrate your dad’s drinking with this kickass steampunk flask! The dial measures badassitude.

Found on Amazon

Hand Ashtray

Hand Ashtray

Give your dad a hand with his smoking habit. Feel free to use that line. You’re welcome.

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Magnetic Wristband

Magnetic Wristband

Get your dad one of these and he’ll never have an excuse to ask you for help for anything ever again.

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Remote Control Mop

Remote-Control-Mop

I guarantee your dad will use this to chase the dog, but at least the floor will get clean.

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Tetris Link Game

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The only board game I’ve ever played that I still see when I close my eyes hours later.

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The Gift Of Nothing

the-gift-of-nothing

Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

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Bathtub Disco Light

Bathtub-Disco-Light

We all know your dad takes baths like a little girl. Make his next bubble bath really sparkle!

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Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

If he’s getting a little dull get him something to help him get sharper! Unrelated, here’s a knife sharpener.

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Voice Controlled R2-D2

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Princess Leia has placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit.Your father will know how to retrieve it.

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