Bass fishing without all the smell of bass fishing. Pair this with an 18-pack of beer and you’ve planned your dad’s whole weekend for him.
Practice for when the alarm clocks inevitably rise up to take over the world.
Get your ass kicked by your dad at chess with this beautifully crafted chess set.
What else do you expect your dad to do while he’s enjoying his cocktails? Kicking your ass at Pac-Man, that’s what.
Want to help your dad impress the ladies? You probably shouldn’t buy this for him then.
Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.
Your dad needs something to throw things at other than you and the cat. Here, this should work.