Get your dad one of these and he’ll never have an excuse to ask you for help for anything ever again.
Your dad looks stupid when he holds a flashlight in his mouth. Here, buy him this handy hand mounted hand flashlight.
Is your dad a secret agent spy constantly in danger? No? Well, buy him this pen anyway.
Shortly after the wheel was invented one bright caveman glued a shovel to it. Let your dad know you care but still expect him to shovel the driveway when it snows.
If he’s getting a little dull get him something to help him get sharper! Unrelated, here’s a knife sharpener.
Has your dad ever felt the urge to grill something so bad he drove off the side of the road, crashed, and grilled right there on the burning corpse of his car? Well now he can grill without sacrificing his vehicle!
Nothing says “I love you, Dad” like an arsenal of zombie fighting weapons.