Now your dad can raise something he’s actually proud of.
Give this to your dad then dare him to spend a week in your backyard. Endless entertainment for the whole family to watch out the window.
It is told the one who pulls this out of the stone becomes the king of Switzerland.
Source: Amazon review.
The catch is your dad has to actually make the basket for it to work.
Don’t let mosquitoes murder your father when he naps outside.
This came in perfect when rodents kept committing suicide in my dad’s gutters.
This surf board tops out at 24.9mph so make sure your dad’s Speedo fits right.
Send your dad on the snuggliest adventure of his life.
I wouldn’t recommend your dad using this while the truck is moving… but I won’t tell anyone if you guys do.
Keep your dad from blowing through your inheritance at the club bar.