Mobile Alarm Clock

Mobile-Alarm-Clock
When this son of a bitch goes off it starts driving around the room and your dad has to catch it. Don’t take it personally when he smashes it.

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Endless Edges Brownie Pan

Endless-Edges-Brownie-Pan
Your dad won’t have to choose between the love for his child, or his love for the corner piece of the brownie pan.

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Mini Air Hockey Table

Mini-Air-Hockey-Table
Wouldn’t it be a twist if the next time you and your dad got into a fight, a hockey game broke out?

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Nerf Sniper Rifle

Nerf-Sniper-Rifle
Your dad hooked you up with Nerf guns your entire childhood. Maybe it’s time to return the favor.

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Remote Control Mop

Remote-Control-Mop

I guarantee your dad will use this to chase the dog, but at least the floor will get clean.

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American Flag Pants

American-Flag-Pants

After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

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