No, it won’t make your dad look paranoid at all! And definitely not like a drug dealer.
I guarantee your dad will use this to chase the dog, but at least the floor will get clean.
We all know your dad takes baths like a little girl. Make his next bubble bath really sparkle!
A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.
And now only you and your dad will know where he hides his secret little things.
Mini police uniform not included.
Should your dad save for his midlife crisis or a toupée? Let fate decide.
Perfect for the
meth cook chemist father in your life.
A polite way of letting your dad know his dog is disgusting.