Aqua Farm

Your dad feeds the fish, the fish feeds the plants, the plants clean the water, and you feed your dad! The perfect circle of life.

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Remote Control Mop


I guarantee your dad will use this to chase the dog, but at least the floor will get clean.

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Bathtub Disco Light


We all know your dad takes baths like a little girl. Make his next bubble bath really sparkle!

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Das Horn Drinking Vessel


A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.

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Hidden Book Safe


And now only you and your dad will know where he hides his secret little things.

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50/50 Bank


Should your dad save for his midlife crisis or a toupée? Let fate decide.

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