Pizza Slicer Fork Set

Pizza-Slicer-Fork-Set
You’re never going to get your dad to stop eating pizza with a fork. Let him know you’re finally okay with him doing things wrong.

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Holy Bible Flask

Holy-Bible-Flask
Jesus turned water into booze for a reason. Help your dad get in touch with his spiritual side.

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BBQ Grill Light and Fan

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I agree, it is depressing when your dad grills in the middle of the night. Help shine a light on his problem.

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Hypnotic Light Cube

LED-Matric-Hypnocube
Dads love staring at blinking lights. Don’t try to make sense of it, just buy him this.

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Self Stirring Mug

Self-Stirring-Mug
The whirlpool is the perfect metaphor for your dad’s hopes and dreams for you.

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