Hypnotic Light Cube

LED-Matric-Hypnocube
Dads love staring at blinking lights. Don’t try to make sense of it, just buy him this.

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Remote Control Mop

Remote-Control-Mop

I guarantee your dad will use this to chase the dog, but at least the floor will get clean.

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Robotic Lawn Mower

Robotic-Lawn-Mower

Hank Hill would call it asinine, but maybe your dad would enjoy having someone/something else mow his lawn for once.

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Heated Ice Scraper

Heated-Ice-Scraper

Save your dad some time in the mornings and get him an ice scraper that eats ice for breakfast.

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