No, it won’t make your dad look paranoid at all! And definitely not like a drug dealer.
I guarantee your dad will use this to chase the dog, but at least the floor will get clean.
Perfect if your dad’s dog, cat, or even your mom keep running away.
Keep your dad from blowing through your inheritance at the club bar.
Hank Hill would call it asinine, but maybe your dad would enjoy having someone/something else mow his lawn for once.
Piss robots off even more by having them mop your dad’s filthy floor.
Before robots take over we might as well make them clean our windows.
Save your dad some time in the mornings and get him an ice scraper that eats ice for breakfast.
Your dad will be thrilled that real life watch technology has finally caught up with 60’s spy show watch technology.