After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.
What an adorable reindeer conga line- wait a minute…
It doesn’t actually play a game but some of the buttons make things light up, your dad may not know the difference.
Your dad will be thrilled that real life watch technology has finally caught up with 60’s spy show watch technology.
Because a real man needs 5 different spatulas available at all times when they grill.
Let your dad know you’re okay with him giving up on life.
Just insert your favorite Big Lebowski quote and pour a few white russians down him, he’ll appreciate it.
Save 52 rabbits, wear a Wookie.