Treadmill Desk

Treadmill-Desk
I’m sure there’s a nice way of giving this to your dad without calling him fat… I just don’t know what that would be.

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HDMI Pocket Projector

hdmi-pocket-projector
Warning: Purchasing this product for your father may lead to lengthy slideshows of ducks he saw at the park.

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Pizza Slicer Fork Set

Pizza-Slicer-Fork-Set
You’re never going to get your dad to stop eating pizza with a fork. Let him know you’re finally okay with him doing things wrong.

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Gutter Filter

Gutter-Filter
This came in perfect when rodents kept committing suicide in my dad’s gutters.

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Skeeball Game Machine

skeeball
What do you mean you don’t have $5,000 to buy your dad a skeeball machine? What have you even done with your life?

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