Your dad needs something to throw things at other than you and the cat. Here, this should work.
Has your dad ever felt the urge to grill something so bad he drove off the side of the road, crashed, and grilled right there on the burning corpse of his car? Well now he can grill without sacrificing his vehicle!
Nothing says “I love you, Dad” like an arsenal of zombie fighting weapons.
Remember when your dad used to kick your ass at Mario Kart? Relive the horror with a portable Nintendo machine.