Is the kid on the right balding in this picture?
Now your dad can raise something he’s actually proud of.
When this son of a bitch goes off it starts driving around the room and your dad has to catch it. Don’t take it personally when he smashes it.
This is really more of a gift for the whole family.
Your dad won’t have to choose between the love for his child, or his love for the corner piece of the brownie pan.
Wouldn’t it be a twist if the next time you and your dad got into a fight, a hockey game broke out?
Your dad hooked you up with Nerf guns your entire childhood. Maybe it’s time to return the favor.
Open this up before you give it to him, get REALLY good at mini pool, then mini shark the hell out of your dad. He’ll be mini proud of you.
Princess Leia has placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit.Your father will know how to retrieve it.
Give this to your dad then dare him to spend a week in your backyard. Endless entertainment for the whole family to watch out the window.