Cards Against Humanity

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This is only for the dads with a very open sense of humor. Like an inexplicably open sense of humor. This game will either bring you two closer than you’ve ever been or tear you apart forever.

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Random Dad Products

Das Horn Drinking Vessel

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A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.

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Playable Zelda Ocarina

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If your dad enjoyed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time he’ll love this playable ocarina. If he doesn’t know what Zelda is just tell him its a magical flute or whatever.

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Star Wars AT-AT Family Decals

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Let the people driving behind your dad know only a snowspeeder equipped with harpoons and a tow cable could ever bring down your family.

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Steampunk Flask

Steampunk Flask

Celebrate your dad’s drinking with this kickass steampunk flask! The dial measures badassitude.

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Mini Pool Table

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Open this up before you give it to him, get REALLY good at mini pool, then mini shark the hell out of your dad. He’ll be mini proud of you.

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Hand Ashtray

Hand Ashtray

Give your dad a hand with his smoking habit. Feel free to use that line. You’re welcome.

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American Flag Pants

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After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

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Steampunk Bronze Watch

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On second thought, this watch is probably way too sexy for your father. Nah, you should just get him some boring watch instead.

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Adult Size Tricycle

Adult-Sized-Tricycle

Want to help your dad impress the ladies? You probably shouldn’t buy this for him then.

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Bass Fishing Simulator

Bass Fishing Simulator

Bass fishing without all the smell of bass fishing. Pair this with an 18-pack of beer and you’ve planned your dad’s whole weekend for him.

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