BBQ Grill Light and Fan


I agree, it is depressing when your dad grills in the middle of the night. Help shine a light on his problem.

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Random Dad Products

Hypnotic Light Cube

Dads love staring at blinking lights. Don’t try to make sense of it, just buy him this.

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Musical Ruler


Get your dad’s band back together with this musical instrument/measuring tool. Earplugs not included.

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Portable Road Trip Grill

Portable Roadtrip Grill

Has your dad ever felt the urge to grill something so bad he drove off the side of the road, crashed, and grilled right there on the burning corpse of his car? Well now he can grill without sacrificing his vehicle!

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The Gift Of Nothing


Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

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Bathtub Disco Light


We all know your dad takes baths like a little girl. Make his next bubble bath really sparkle!

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50/50 Bank


Should your dad save for his midlife crisis or a toupée? Let fate decide.

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Modern Flip Down Clock

The perfect addition to your dad’s collection of analog things that should probably just be digital.

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Skeeball Game Machine

What do you mean you don’t have $5,000 to buy your dad a skeeball machine? What have you even done with your life?

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