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We all know your dad takes baths like a little girl. Make his next bubble bath really sparkle!

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Random Dad Products

Hypnotic Light Cube

LED-Matric-Hypnocube
Dads love staring at blinking lights. Don’t try to make sense of it, just buy him this.

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Mini Pool Table

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Open this up before you give it to him, get REALLY good at mini pool, then mini shark the hell out of your dad. He’ll be mini proud of you.

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Big Lebowski Sweater

Big Lebowski Sweater

Just insert your favorite Big Lebowski quote and pour a few white russians down him, he’ll appreciate it.

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LED Car Sign

LED Car Sign

To be completely honest, I’m not exactly sure this is totally legal in all states.

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Das Horn Drinking Vessel

Das-Horn-Drinking-Vessel

A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.

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Hidden Book Safe

Hidden-Book-Safe

And now only you and your dad will know where he hides his secret little things.

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Portable Road Trip Grill

Portable Roadtrip Grill

Has your dad ever felt the urge to grill something so bad he drove off the side of the road, crashed, and grilled right there on the burning corpse of his car? Well now he can grill without sacrificing his vehicle!

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Hand Ashtray

Hand Ashtray

Give your dad a hand with his smoking habit. Feel free to use that line. You’re welcome.

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50/50 Bank

50-50-Bank

Should your dad save for his midlife crisis or a toupée? Let fate decide.

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