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After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

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Tetris Link Game

Tetris-Link-Game
The only board game I’ve ever played that I still see when I close my eyes hours later.

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Holy Bible Flask

Holy-Bible-Flask
Jesus turned water into booze for a reason. Help your dad get in touch with his spiritual side.

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Wine Bottle Combination Lock

Wine-Bottle-Combination-Lock

Face it, your dad knows you stole half of his booze and watered it down to make it seem full in highschool. Make it up to him with this ingenious invention so it never happens again.

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Modern Flip Down Clock

Modern-Flip-Down-Clock
The perfect addition to your dad’s collection of analog things that should probably just be digital.

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Bass Fishing Simulator

Bass Fishing Simulator

Bass fishing without all the smell of bass fishing. Pair this with an 18-pack of beer and you’ve planned your dad’s whole weekend for him.

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Skeeball Game Machine

skeeball
What do you mean you don’t have $5,000 to buy your dad a skeeball machine? What have you even done with your life?

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Magnetic Wristband

Magnetic Wristband

Get your dad one of these and he’ll never have an excuse to ask you for help for anything ever again.

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American Flag Pants

American-Flag-Pants

After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

Found on Amazon


Portable Road Trip Grill

Portable Roadtrip Grill

Has your dad ever felt the urge to grill something so bad he drove off the side of the road, crashed, and grilled right there on the burning corpse of his car? Well now he can grill without sacrificing his vehicle!

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