Adult Size Tricycle

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Adult-Sized-Tricycle

Want to help your dad impress the ladies? You probably shouldn’t buy this for him then.

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Random Dad Products

Magnetic Wristband

Magnetic Wristband

Get your dad one of these and he’ll never have an excuse to ask you for help for anything ever again.

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Wireless Spy Tank

Wireless Spy Tank

Help your dad see what kind of weird stuff your mom is up to. Just don’t blame me if it’s really, really weird.

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Playable Zelda Ocarina

Playable-Zelda-Ocarina
If your dad enjoyed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time he’ll love this playable ocarina. If he doesn’t know what Zelda is just tell him its a magical flute or whatever.

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Steampunk Flask

Steampunk Flask

Celebrate your dad’s drinking with this kickass steampunk flask! The dial measures badassitude.

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Aqua Farm

Aqua-Farm
Your dad feeds the fish, the fish feeds the plants, the plants clean the water, and you feed your dad! The perfect circle of life.

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Musical Ruler

Musical-Ruler

Get your dad’s band back together with this musical instrument/measuring tool. Earplugs not included.

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Gutter Filter

Gutter-Filter
This came in perfect when rodents kept committing suicide in my dad’s gutters.

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Pizza Slicer Fork Set

Pizza-Slicer-Fork-Set
You’re never going to get your dad to stop eating pizza with a fork. Let him know you’re finally okay with him doing things wrong.

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Das Horn Drinking Vessel

Das-Horn-Drinking-Vessel

A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.

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Hand Ashtray

Hand Ashtray

Give your dad a hand with his smoking habit. Feel free to use that line. You’re welcome.

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