A Bucket of Booze



Now don’t mistake this as a thoughtless, or lazy gift. As a dad, I can attest to the fact that a nice day off with my favorite beverages all chilled and ready to enjoy is almost a spiritual experience. Especially if all of your dad’s usual chores are all taken care of. In fact, pull out a lawn chair for your dad to relax on and let him watch and laugh as you sweat over mowing the lawn and pruning the hydrangeas. Take note of your dad’s choice beers and start collecting for his big day and you’ll give your dad the priceless gift of relaxation. Heck, he might even want to enjoy one with you!

Random Dad Products

Classic Arcade Watch


It doesn’t actually play a game but some of the buttons make things light up, your dad may not know the difference.

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Playable Zelda Ocarina

If your dad enjoyed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time he’ll love this playable ocarina. If he doesn’t know what Zelda is just tell him its a magical flute or whatever.

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Star Wars AT-AT Family Decals


Let the people driving behind your dad know only a snowspeeder equipped with harpoons and a tow cable could ever bring down your family.

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Skeeball Game Machine

What do you mean you don’t have $5,000 to buy your dad a skeeball machine? What have you even done with your life?

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Star Wars: Vader’s Little Princess

Star Wars Vade's Little Princess Book

If you are your dad’s little girl he’ll appreciate this book. If you are your dad’s son you’ll probably freak him out which would be pretty funny. Give him a kiss on the cheek, too – really give him something to think about.

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Bathtub Disco Light


We all know your dad takes baths like a little girl. Make his next bubble bath really sparkle!

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Leaf Bag Loader


Your dad will appreciate the help with the yardwork. Just don’t overfill it like the moron in this picture.

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Mobile Alarm Clock

When this son of a bitch goes off it starts driving around the room and your dad has to catch it. Don’t take it personally when he smashes it.

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Mini Air Hockey Table

Wouldn’t it be a twist if the next time you and your dad got into a fight, a hockey game broke out?

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