A Bucket of Booze

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Now don’t mistake this as a thoughtless, or lazy gift. As a dad, I can attest to the fact that a nice day off with my favorite beverages all chilled and ready to enjoy is almost a spiritual experience. Especially if all of your dad’s usual chores are all taken care of. In fact, pull out a lawn chair for your dad to relax on and let him watch and laugh as you sweat over mowing the lawn and pruning the hydrangeas. Take note of your dad’s choice beers and start collecting for his big day and you’ll give your dad the priceless gift of relaxation. Heck, he might even want to enjoy one with you!


Random Dad Products

Voice Controlled R2-D2

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Princess Leia has placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit.Your father will know how to retrieve it.

Found on Amazon


Gutter Filter

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This came in perfect when rodents kept committing suicide in my dad’s gutters.

Found on Amazon


DIY Paper Airplane Electric Module

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Your dad is going to love modifying his paper airplanes to rule the sky. Your mom is going to hate having all of her fine china knocked off the shelf.

Found on Amazon


Musical Ruler

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Get your dad’s band back together with this musical instrument/measuring tool. Earplugs not included.

Found on Amazon


The Gift Of Nothing

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Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

Found on Amazon

Trailer Hitch Hammock

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I wouldn’t recommend your dad using this while the truck is moving… but I won’t tell anyone if you guys do.

Found on Amazon


LED Car Sign

LED Car Sign

To be completely honest, I’m not exactly sure this is totally legal in all states.

Found on Amazon


Nerf Sniper Rifle

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Your dad hooked you up with Nerf guns your entire childhood. Maybe it’s time to return the favor.

Found on Amazon


Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

If he’s getting a little dull get him something to help him get sharper! Unrelated, here’s a knife sharpener.

Found on Amazon