50/50 Bank

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50-50-Bank

Should your dad save for his midlife crisis or a toupée? Let fate decide.

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Random Dad Products

Playable Zelda Ocarina

Playable-Zelda-Ocarina
If your dad enjoyed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time he’ll love this playable ocarina. If he doesn’t know what Zelda is just tell him its a magical flute or whatever.

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American Flag Pants

American-Flag-Pants

After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

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Classic Arcade Watch

Classic-Arcade-Watch

It doesn’t actually play a game but some of the buttons make things light up, your dad may not know the difference.

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Nerf Sniper Rifle

Nerf-Sniper-Rifle
Your dad hooked you up with Nerf guns your entire childhood. Maybe it’s time to return the favor.

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Trailer Hitch Hammock

Trailer-Hitch-Hammock
I wouldn’t recommend your dad using this while the truck is moving… but I won’t tell anyone if you guys do.

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Modern Flip Down Clock

Modern-Flip-Down-Clock
The perfect addition to your dad’s collection of analog things that should probably just be digital.

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LED Car Sign

LED Car Sign

To be completely honest, I’m not exactly sure this is totally legal in all states.

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Big Lebowski Sweater

Big Lebowski Sweater

Just insert your favorite Big Lebowski quote and pour a few white russians down him, he’ll appreciate it.

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