Looking for the best Holiday and Christmas gifts for Dad? Want to honor your dad with amazing Father's Day gifts? Need the perfect birthday gift for your dad that's going to make you the favorite kid this year?

Our keen team of experts have come up with the coolest, best, most awesome, original, and unique gift ideas for your dad! We've been hitting the shelves and testing out the latest and greatest in dad entertainment technology, and you're going to find the most perfect gift that will have him smiling so hard his face will hurt.

Top Ideas

Lego Your Dad

lego dad

Make up for all the times your dad stepped on your Lego pieces by capturing his dignified persona in Lego form! You can even recreate him thriving in his natural habitat and complete it with some instructions on how to put it together. There are a few places you can order customized Lego figurines from places like FireStarToys.com, or ReasonablyClever.com. And then you can order individual Lego pieces by heading right to the Lego Store.

A Bucket of Booze


Now don’t mistake this as a thoughtless, or lazy gift. As a dad, I can attest to the fact that a nice day off with my favorite beverages all chilled and ready to enjoy is almost a spiritual experience. Especially if all of your dad’s usual chores are all taken care of. In fact, pull out a lawn chair for your dad to relax on and let him watch and laugh as you sweat over mowing the lawn and pruning the hydrangeas. Take note of your dad’s choice beers and start collecting for his big day and you’ll give your dad the priceless gift of relaxation. Heck, he might even want to enjoy one with you!

Random Dad Products

Hidden Book Safe


And now only you and your dad will know where he hides his secret little things.

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Perfect for both extremely formal events and/or his next psychedelic drug freak out.

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Heated Ice Scraper


Save your dad some time in the mornings and get him an ice scraper that eats ice for breakfast.

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50/50 Bank


Should your dad save for his midlife crisis or a toupée? Let fate decide.

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Classic Arcade Watch


It doesn’t actually play a game but some of the buttons make things light up, your dad may not know the difference.

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Musical Ruler


Get your dad’s band back together with this musical instrument/measuring tool. Earplugs not included.

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Portable SNES NES Player

Portable NES SNES Player

Remember when your dad used to kick your ass at Mario Kart? Relive the horror with a portable Nintendo machine.

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American Flag Pants


After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

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Star Wars: Vader’s Little Princess

Star Wars Vade's Little Princess Book

If you are your dad’s little girl he’ll appreciate this book. If you are your dad’s son you’ll probably freak him out which would be pretty funny. Give him a kiss on the cheek, too – really give him something to think about.

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Holy Bible Flask

Jesus turned water into booze for a reason. Help your dad get in touch with his spiritual side.

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Self Stirring Mug

The whirlpool is the perfect metaphor for your dad’s hopes and dreams for you.

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Gutter Filter

This came in perfect when rodents kept committing suicide in my dad’s gutters.

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Treadmill Desk

I’m sure there’s a nice way of giving this to your dad without calling him fat… I just don’t know what that would be.

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LED Car Sign

LED Car Sign

To be completely honest, I’m not exactly sure this is totally legal in all states.

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Mini Pool Table

Open this up before you give it to him, get REALLY good at mini pool, then mini shark the hell out of your dad. He’ll be mini proud of you.

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