Looking for the best Holiday and Christmas gifts for Dad? Want to honor your dad with amazing Father's Day gifts? Need the perfect birthday gift for your dad that's going to make you the favorite kid this year?

Our keen team of experts have come up with the coolest, best, most awesome, original, and unique gift ideas for your dad! We've been hitting the shelves and testing out the latest and greatest in dad entertainment technology, and you're going to find the most perfect gift that will have him smiling so hard his face will hurt.

Top Ideas

Personalized Noble Painting

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Immortalize your father in the form of a personalized portrait painting. You can contract this sort of work from a lot of different places- be it an artist on Craigslist, hitting up the starving artists at your local art school, taking a chance with someone from fiverr, or (my recommendation) get a print from nobilified.com (which is where the pictures above came from). Your dad’s fireplace is going to look a hell of a lot classier with his handsome mug hanging above it.


A Bucket of Booze

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Now don’t mistake this as a thoughtless, or lazy gift. As a dad, I can attest to the fact that a nice day off with my favorite beverages all chilled and ready to enjoy is almost a spiritual experience. Especially if all of your dad’s usual chores are all taken care of. In fact, pull out a lawn chair for your dad to relax on and let him watch and laugh as you sweat over mowing the lawn and pruning the hydrangeas. Take note of your dad’s choice beers and start collecting for his big day and you’ll give your dad the priceless gift of relaxation. Heck, he might even want to enjoy one with you!


Random Dad Products

Portable SNES NES Player

Portable NES SNES Player

Remember when your dad used to kick your ass at Mario Kart? Relive the horror with a portable Nintendo machine.

Found on Amazon

Fuzzy Black Bear Slippers

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If your dad is gullible you can tell him you killed the bear yourself “with your ‘bear’ hands” hahaha, aaaah…

Found on Amazon


Wheeled Snow Shovel

Wheeled Snow Shovel

Shortly after the wheel was invented one bright caveman glued a shovel to it. Let your dad know you care but still expect him to shovel the driveway when it snows.

Found on Amazon


Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

If he’s getting a little dull get him something to help him get sharper! Unrelated, here’s a knife sharpener.

Found on Amazon


Musical Ruler

Musical-Ruler

Get your dad’s band back together with this musical instrument/measuring tool. Earplugs not included.

Found on Amazon


Magnetic Wristband

Magnetic Wristband

Get your dad one of these and he’ll never have an excuse to ask you for help for anything ever again.

Found on Amazon


Das Horn Drinking Vessel

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A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.

Found on Amazon


Skeeball Game Machine

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What do you mean you don’t have $5,000 to buy your dad a skeeball machine? What have you even done with your life?

Found on Amazon


Hypnotic Light Cube

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Dads love staring at blinking lights. Don’t try to make sense of it, just buy him this.

Found on Amazon


Modern Flip Down Clock

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The perfect addition to your dad’s collection of analog things that should probably just be digital.

Found on Amazon


Star Wars: Vader’s Little Princess

Star Wars Vade's Little Princess Book

If you are your dad’s little girl he’ll appreciate this book. If you are your dad’s son you’ll probably freak him out which would be pretty funny. Give him a kiss on the cheek, too – really give him something to think about.

Found on Amazon


Gutter Filter

Gutter-Filter
This came in perfect when rodents kept committing suicide in my dad’s gutters.

Found on Amazon


Self Stirring Mug

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The whirlpool is the perfect metaphor for your dad’s hopes and dreams for you.

Found on Amazon