Looking for the best Holiday and Christmas gifts for Dad? Want to honor your dad with amazing Father's Day gifts? Need the perfect birthday gift for your dad that's going to make you the favorite kid this year?

Our keen team of experts have come up with the coolest, best, most awesome, original, and unique gift ideas for your dad! We've been hitting the shelves and testing out the latest and greatest in dad entertainment technology, and you're going to find the most perfect gift that will have him smiling so hard his face will hurt.

Top Ideas

Lego Your Dad

lego dad

Make up for all the times your dad stepped on your Lego pieces by capturing his dignified persona in Lego form! You can even recreate him thriving in his natural habitat and complete it with some instructions on how to put it together. There are a few places you can order customized Lego figurines from places like FireStarToys.com, or ReasonablyClever.com. And then you can order individual Lego pieces by heading right to the Lego Store.


Book Of Memories

100-memories-book

Dads love it when you pack a book up with memories you have of them. Make them charming, thoughtful, funny, and especially the embarrassing ones. My siblings and I did this for our dad for his 60th birthday and filled it with 60 memories. I had the pleasure of handing it to him myself, and watching him read through each memory was a real treat. He couldn’t believe we remembered some of the things he did for us, but this book was the perfect chance to put in words how much we appreciated every little thing he did. You can build these books pretty easily, actually- make your own book with Blurb, or head down to your nearest craft store and scrapbook it old school. My dad said it was the best gift we’ve ever gotten for him.


Random Dad Products

50/50 Bank

50-50-Bank

Should your dad save for his midlife crisis or a toupée? Let fate decide.

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Remote Control Mop

Remote-Control-Mop

I guarantee your dad will use this to chase the dog, but at least the floor will get clean.

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Axe Multi Tool

Axe Multi Tool

I’m not entirely comfortable with the axe pointed at your face when you’re hammering but every other tool on this comes in very handy!

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Hand Mounted Flashlight

Hand Mounted Flashlight

Your dad looks stupid when he holds a flashlight in his mouth. Here, buy him this handy hand mounted hand flashlight.

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Hidden Book Safe

Hidden-Book-Safe

And now only you and your dad will know where he hides his secret little things.

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American Flag Pants

American-Flag-Pants

After one week in these pants your dad will be prepared to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

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Portable SNES NES Player

Portable NES SNES Player

Remember when your dad used to kick your ass at Mario Kart? Relive the horror with a portable Nintendo machine.

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Gentlemen’s Guide to Cocktails

The Gentlemen's Guide To Cocktails

Teach your dad to read and mix drinks at the same time! Throw in a couple whiskeys and I guarantee you’re going to be the favorite child this season.

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Fuzzy Black Bear Slippers

Fuzzy-Black-Bear-Slippers

If your dad is gullible you can tell him you killed the bear yourself “with your ‘bear’ hands” hahaha, aaaah…

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Das Horn Drinking Vessel

Das-Horn-Drinking-Vessel

A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.

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The Gift Of Nothing

the-gift-of-nothing

Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

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Heated Ice Scraper

Heated-Ice-Scraper

Save your dad some time in the mornings and get him an ice scraper that eats ice for breakfast.

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Adult Size Tricycle

Adult-Sized-Tricycle

Want to help your dad impress the ladies? You probably shouldn’t buy this for him then.

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Aqua Farm

Aqua-Farm
Your dad feeds the fish, the fish feeds the plants, the plants clean the water, and you feed your dad! The perfect circle of life.

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Treadmill Desk

Treadmill-Desk
I’m sure there’s a nice way of giving this to your dad without calling him fat… I just don’t know what that would be.

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Pizza Slicer Fork Set

Pizza-Slicer-Fork-Set
You’re never going to get your dad to stop eating pizza with a fork. Let him know you’re finally okay with him doing things wrong.

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Big Lebowski Sweater

Big Lebowski Sweater

Just insert your favorite Big Lebowski quote and pour a few white russians down him, he’ll appreciate it.

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LED Car Sign

LED Car Sign

To be completely honest, I’m not exactly sure this is totally legal in all states.

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Wireless Spy Tank

Wireless Spy Tank

Help your dad see what kind of weird stuff your mom is up to. Just don’t blame me if it’s really, really weird.

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