Be it Christmas, Father's Day, a birthday, or retirement- Our keen team of experts have come up with the coolest, best, most awesome, original, and unique gift ideas for your dad! We've been hitting the shelves and testing out the latest and greatest in dad entertainment technology, and you're going to find the most perfect gift that will have him smiling so hard his face will hurt.

Top Ideas

Lego Your Dad

lego dad

Make up for all the times your dad stepped on your Lego pieces by capturing his dignified persona in Lego form! You can even recreate him thriving in his natural habitat and complete it with some instructions on how to put it together. There are a few places you can order customized Lego figurines from places like FireStarToys.com, or ReasonablyClever.com. And then you can order individual Lego pieces by heading right to the Lego Store.


Book Of Memories

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Dads love it when you pack a book up with memories you have of them. Make them charming, thoughtful, funny, and especially the embarrassing ones. My siblings and I did this for our dad for his 60th birthday and filled it with 60 memories. I had the pleasure of handing it to him myself, and watching him read through each memory was a real treat. He couldn’t believe we remembered some of the things he did for us, but this book was the perfect chance to put in words how much we appreciated every little thing he did. You can build these books pretty easily, actually- make your own book with Blurb, or head down to your nearest craft store and scrapbook it old school. My dad said it was the best gift we’ve ever gotten for him.


Random Dad Products

Mobile Alarm Clock

Mobile-Alarm-Clock
When this son of a bitch goes off it starts driving around the room and your dad has to catch it. Don’t take it personally when he smashes it.

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The Gift Of Nothing

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Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

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Mini Air Hockey Table

Mini-Air-Hockey-Table
Wouldn’t it be a twist if the next time you and your dad got into a fight, a hockey game broke out?

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Right To Bear Arms Print

Right To Bear Arms Print

Give your dad a good chuckle with this limited edition framed print. Perfect for liberal weenies and conservative nuts alike!

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Endless Edges Brownie Pan

Endless-Edges-Brownie-Pan
Your dad won’t have to choose between the love for his child, or his love for the corner piece of the brownie pan.

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Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

If he’s getting a little dull get him something to help him get sharper! Unrelated, here’s a knife sharpener.

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Steampunk Bronze Watch

Steampunk-Bronze-Watch

On second thought, this watch is probably way too sexy for your father. Nah, you should just get him some boring watch instead.

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Playable Zelda Ocarina

Playable-Zelda-Ocarina
If your dad enjoyed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time he’ll love this playable ocarina. If he doesn’t know what Zelda is just tell him its a magical flute or whatever.

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Big Lebowski Sweater

Big Lebowski Sweater

Just insert your favorite Big Lebowski quote and pour a few white russians down him, he’ll appreciate it.

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Hand Ashtray

Hand Ashtray

Give your dad a hand with his smoking habit. Feel free to use that line. You’re welcome.

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