Be it Christmas, Father's Day, a birthday, or retirement- Our keen team of experts have come up with the coolest, best, most awesome, original, and unique gift ideas for your dad! We've been hitting the shelves and testing out the latest and greatest in dad entertainment technology, and you're going to find the most perfect gift that will have him smiling so hard his face will hurt.

Top Ideas

A Bucket of Booze

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Now don’t mistake this as a thoughtless, or lazy gift. As a dad, I can attest to the fact that a nice day off with my favorite beverages all chilled and ready to enjoy is almost a spiritual experience. Especially if all of your dad’s usual chores are all taken care of. In fact, pull out a lawn chair for your dad to relax on and let him watch and laugh as you sweat over mowing the lawn and pruning the hydrangeas. Take note of your dad’s choice beers and start collecting for his big day and you’ll give your dad the priceless gift of relaxation. Heck, he might even want to enjoy one with you!


Book Of Memories

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Dads love it when you pack a book up with memories you have of them. Make them charming, thoughtful, funny, and especially the embarrassing ones. My siblings and I did this for our dad for his 60th birthday and filled it with 60 memories. I had the pleasure of handing it to him myself, and watching him read through each memory was a real treat. He couldn’t believe we remembered some of the things he did for us, but this book was the perfect chance to put in words how much we appreciated every little thing he did. You can build these books pretty easily, actually- make your own book with Blurb, or head down to your nearest craft store and scrapbook it old school. My dad said it was the best gift we’ve ever gotten for him.


Random Dad Products

Mobile Alarm Clock

Mobile-Alarm-Clock
When this son of a bitch goes off it starts driving around the room and your dad has to catch it. Don’t take it personally when he smashes it.

Found on Amazon


Das Horn Drinking Vessel

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A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.

Found on Amazon


Wheeled Snow Shovel

Wheeled Snow Shovel

Shortly after the wheel was invented one bright caveman glued a shovel to it. Let your dad know you care but still expect him to shovel the driveway when it snows.

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Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

If he’s getting a little dull get him something to help him get sharper! Unrelated, here’s a knife sharpener.

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Star Wars AT-AT Family Decals

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Let the people driving behind your dad know only a snowspeeder equipped with harpoons and a tow cable could ever bring down your family.

Found on Amazon


LED Tie

LED Tie

Perfect for both extremely formal events and/or his next psychedelic drug freak out.

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LED Car Sign

LED Car Sign

To be completely honest, I’m not exactly sure this is totally legal in all states.

Found on Amazon


Pizza Slicer Fork Set

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You’re never going to get your dad to stop eating pizza with a fork. Let him know you’re finally okay with him doing things wrong.

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Tetris Link Game

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The only board game I’ve ever played that I still see when I close my eyes hours later.

Found on Amazon


Aqua Farm

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Your dad feeds the fish, the fish feeds the plants, the plants clean the water, and you feed your dad! The perfect circle of life.

Found on Amazon