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Our keen team of experts have come up with the coolest, best, most awesome, original, and unique gift ideas for your dad! We've been hitting the shelves and testing out the latest and greatest in dad entertainment technology, and you're going to find the most perfect gift that will have him smiling so hard his face will hurt.

Top Ideas

Personalized Noble Painting

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Immortalize your father in the form of a personalized portrait painting. You can contract this sort of work from a lot of different places- be it an artist on Craigslist, hitting up the starving artists at your local art school, taking a chance with someone from fiverr, or (my recommendation) get a print from nobilified.com (which is where the pictures above came from). Your dad’s fireplace is going to look a hell of a lot classier with his handsome mug hanging above it.


Book Of Memories

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Dads love it when you pack a book up with memories you have of them. Make them charming, thoughtful, funny, and especially the embarrassing ones. My siblings and I did this for our dad for his 60th birthday and filled it with 60 memories. I had the pleasure of handing it to him myself, and watching him read through each memory was a real treat. He couldn’t believe we remembered some of the things he did for us, but this book was the perfect chance to put in words how much we appreciated every little thing he did. You can build these books pretty easily, actually- make your own book with Blurb, or head down to your nearest craft store and scrapbook it old school. My dad said it was the best gift we’ve ever gotten for him.


Random Dad Products

Das Horn Drinking Vessel

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A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.

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LED Tie

LED Tie

Perfect for both extremely formal events and/or his next psychedelic drug freak out.

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Axe Multi Tool

Axe Multi Tool

I’m not entirely comfortable with the axe pointed at your face when you’re hammering but every other tool on this comes in very handy!

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Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

Pull-Thru Knife Sharpener

If he’s getting a little dull get him something to help him get sharper! Unrelated, here’s a knife sharpener.

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Leaf Bag Loader

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Your dad will appreciate the help with the yardwork. Just don’t overfill it like the moron in this picture.

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Windshield Display GPS

Windshield Display GPS

Help save hundreds of lives on the road by buying your dad a GPS that he doesn’t have to look down at his lap to use.

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Wheeled Snow Shovel

Wheeled Snow Shovel

Shortly after the wheel was invented one bright caveman glued a shovel to it. Let your dad know you care but still expect him to shovel the driveway when it snows.

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50/50 Bank

50-50-Bank

Should your dad save for his midlife crisis or a toupée? Let fate decide.

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Robotic Lawn Mower

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Hank Hill would call it asinine, but maybe your dad would enjoy having someone/something else mow his lawn for once.

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Wine Bottle Combination Lock

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Face it, your dad knows you stole half of his booze and watered it down to make it seem full in highschool. Make it up to him with this ingenious invention so it never happens again.

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Mini Air Hockey Table

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Wouldn’t it be a twist if the next time you and your dad got into a fight, a hockey game broke out?

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Musical Ruler

Musical-Ruler

Get your dad’s band back together with this musical instrument/measuring tool. Earplugs not included.

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Treadmill Desk

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I’m sure there’s a nice way of giving this to your dad without calling him fat… I just don’t know what that would be.

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Steampunk Bronze Watch

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On second thought, this watch is probably way too sexy for your father. Nah, you should just get him some boring watch instead.

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Aqua Farm

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Your dad feeds the fish, the fish feeds the plants, the plants clean the water, and you feed your dad! The perfect circle of life.

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BBQ Grill Light and Fan

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I agree, it is depressing when your dad grills in the middle of the night. Help shine a light on his problem.

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Big Lebowski Sweater

Big Lebowski Sweater

Just insert your favorite Big Lebowski quote and pour a few white russians down him, he’ll appreciate it.

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Holy Bible Flask

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Jesus turned water into booze for a reason. Help your dad get in touch with his spiritual side.

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Trailer Hitch Hammock

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I wouldn’t recommend your dad using this while the truck is moving… but I won’t tell anyone if you guys do.

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