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Our keen team of experts have come up with the coolest, best, most awesome, original, and unique gift ideas for your dad! We've been hitting the shelves and testing out the latest and greatest in dad entertainment technology, and you're going to find the most perfect gift that will have him smiling so hard his face will hurt.

Top Ideas

Family Nerf War

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Imagine it’s your dad’s birthday. He walks into the house after a long day at work and the first thing he finds is a Nerf gun with a note attached to it. “Happy Birthday, Dad! Come find us.” Your entire family is armed and in hiding, and it’s his mission to come take you all out. Have a frosty beer right by it for him to chug, and you’ve just unfolded an evening he will never forget.


A Bucket of Booze

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Now don’t mistake this as a thoughtless, or lazy gift. As a dad, I can attest to the fact that a nice day off with my favorite beverages all chilled and ready to enjoy is almost a spiritual experience. Especially if all of your dad’s usual chores are all taken care of. In fact, pull out a lawn chair for your dad to relax on and let him watch and laugh as you sweat over mowing the lawn and pruning the hydrangeas. Take note of your dad’s choice beers and start collecting for his big day and you’ll give your dad the priceless gift of relaxation. Heck, he might even want to enjoy one with you!


Random Dad Products

Mobile Alarm Clock

Mobile-Alarm-Clock
When this son of a bitch goes off it starts driving around the room and your dad has to catch it. Don’t take it personally when he smashes it.

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LED Tie

LED Tie

Perfect for both extremely formal events and/or his next psychedelic drug freak out.

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Wheeled Snow Shovel

Wheeled Snow Shovel

Shortly after the wheel was invented one bright caveman glued a shovel to it. Let your dad know you care but still expect him to shovel the driveway when it snows.

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Shower Beer Cozy

Shower Beer Cozy

Does your Dad slip in the shower a lot? Probably not the gift for him then…

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Leaf Bag Loader

Leaf-Bag-Loader

Your dad will appreciate the help with the yardwork. Just don’t overfill it like the moron in this picture.

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Axe Multi Tool

Axe Multi Tool

I’m not entirely comfortable with the axe pointed at your face when you’re hammering but every other tool on this comes in very handy!

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Das Horn Drinking Vessel

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A wise viking once said, “When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.” I think it means get wasted before battle.

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Endless Edges Brownie Pan

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Your dad won’t have to choose between the love for his child, or his love for the corner piece of the brownie pan.

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The Gift Of Nothing

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Is your dad kind of a butthole? Show him that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with this thoughtfully thoughtless gift.

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Playable Zelda Ocarina

Playable-Zelda-Ocarina
If your dad enjoyed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time he’ll love this playable ocarina. If he doesn’t know what Zelda is just tell him its a magical flute or whatever.

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Gutter Filter

Gutter-Filter
This came in perfect when rodents kept committing suicide in my dad’s gutters.

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Modern Flip Down Clock

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The perfect addition to your dad’s collection of analog things that should probably just be digital.

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Mini Pool Table

mini-pool-table
Open this up before you give it to him, get REALLY good at mini pool, then mini shark the hell out of your dad. He’ll be mini proud of you.

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